andy5
Dear Aaron, I am proud to call you “Cuz” and so glad you and my dear cousin Renya upgraded from speed-dating.
WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS ABV
Realizing your initials are “ABV”, that makes great sense to me that I liked you immediately, as I’m a fan of beer… if you were a beer, you would be a great one with refined but not overwhelming hoppy character, a complex finish, and an ABV of at least 100, as you would settle for no less.
Did Renya mention I’m the weird cousin? There’s definitely some weirdness in the Larson genes, as I'm sure your beautiful children have announced by now. You and Renya have been generous in providing the world with a beautiful boy and a girl to replace you (not too soon!), and I can’t wait to see your family again. I hope the world gets back to normal soon, allowing us to have a proper family reunion this year. When that happens, be sure Annika and Gavin bring some gambling money, as we have a family tradition of fleecing younger members before they “get wise” to our tricks.
Larsons are life-long learners as well, and one of my goals is to finally pronounce “Aaron” correctly. I have watched the instructional video SO many times, I swear!
Cathy and I married a couple years after you and Renya, and one of my biggest sorrows is that she did not come into my life at a time when she could know Renya’s father Dick and her brother Kurt, who were so influential in my life and are so missed. I can imagine them meeting though, and approving to the extent that I would be lucky to get a word in edgewise as they picked her brain on endless topics. I can imagine the same for you — in fact, I can picture myself and Renya in the room looking at each other and saying “what are we, chopped liver?”
I have just one complaint, which I guess is actually 3 of them. You are wicked on the dance floor, and play a mean game of HORSE. Mojo is for sharing, not hoarding, my friend. Save some for the rest of us!
Congratulations on your 50th, not just for perseverance but doing so with grace, intelligence, and warmth. I hope your celebration is filled with the kindness and love that you model in the world.
andy5
(Andy Larson, in case "Andy5" too mysterious)